Diwali Ki Safai

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    Ek Flat Mein Ghanti Bajti Hai Aur Ek Mahila, Jo Ghar Mein Akeli Hai, Darwaja Kholti Hai.

    Bhikshuk: Maai, Bhiksha De.

    Mahila: Ye Lo Maharaj.

    Bhikshuk: Maai... Zara Ye Dwar Paar Karke Baahar Toh Aana.

    Mahila Darwaje Paar Karke Baahar Aati Hai. Bhikshuk Mahila Ko Pakadte Hue Kehta Hai: Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha... Main Bhikshuk Nahin, Raavan Hun.

    Mahila: Ha... Ha... Ha... Toh Main Bhi Kaha Sita Hun, Main Toh Kaam Wali Baai Hun.

    Raavan: Ha... Ha... Ha... Sita Ji Ka Apaharan Karke Toh Aaj Tak Pachta Raha Hun Main. Tumhe Le Jaunga Toh Mandodari Khush Ho Jayegi, Usko Bhi Kaam Wali Baai Ki Zaroorat Hai.

    Mahila: Ha... Ha... Ha... Oye Pagle, Sita Mata Ko Dhoondne Toh Sirf Prabhu Ram Aur Laxman Ji Aaye The... Mujhe Dhoondne Toh Saari Society Aayegi, Kyunki Sabhi Ke Flats Ki Diwali Ki Safaai Abhi Baaki Hai.
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