| While the family was having their dinner, the little girl wasn't eating. After a few moments, she said, "I have something to tell you people." Silence around the table. "I'm no longer a virgin," and she begins to cry. A long silence again. And then, the father angrily screamed at his wife, "It's your fault! Always dress and make up like a prostitute! Do you think you are setting a good example for your daughter? The wife, in turn shouted at her husband, "What about you? Are you setting a good example? Wasting your salary on runs girls who sometimes even accompany you to your doorstep! Are you setting a good example for your daughter?" The father continued, "And her elder sister, that good for nothing, With her rasta man of a boyfriend, Who is always found with her in all the hotels. Do you believe she is setting a good example for her younger sister?" And the rant went on. The grandmother touches the shoulder of her little grand daughter to console her And asks her, "Well, my little girl, how did it happen?" And the little girl replies while still crying, "It's the priest!" The grandmother asked, "What do you mean, by 'It is the priest'?" The little girl said, "The priest has chosen another girl to be Virgin Mary in the Christmas play. I'm no longer playing the role of Virgin Mary again." Always listen to the end before you react... |