Banta was the official driver of a minister. Once the minister asked him, "Banta let me drive the car today." Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar (government) which anyone can drive.
Escape !Two men are escaping from a Mental Hospital late one moonless night. They get to the roof of the hospital and all they have to do is jump a pretty good distance across to the next building and they are home free. The first man, a psychotic and...
Confession to make !A man walks in to a confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do asks the priest. I committed a murder.The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven. A women walks in to the confession booth and says...
After the police!A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The doctor accepted and...
Brave woman!A man & wife entered a dentist`s office. The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as...
Medical definitions!Here are some medical terms and their humorous definations:Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture, Tablet -- A small table, Artery -- The study of fine paintings and many more.