Double eventuality...

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    A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees well being, asked sympathetically, "What`s the matter?"
    To which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
    The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don`t you go home for the day.....we aren`t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
    The blonde very calmly states......"No, I`d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
    The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.... "If you need anything, just let me know."
    Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking,
    "What`s so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
    "No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
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  • Escape ! Two men are escaping from a Mental Hospital late one moonless night. They get to the roof of the hospital and all they have to do is jump a pretty good distance across to the next building and they are home free. The first man, a psychotic and...
  • Confession to make ! A man walks in to a confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do asks the priest. I committed a murder.The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven. A women walks in to the confession booth and says...
  • After the police! A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The doctor accepted and...
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