A fucking letter to a fucking friend

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    Dear Friend Fucker You are my fuckin friend and I hope you know that`s fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens I will stand the fuck by you. I will be there for you whenever the fuck you need me. To lend you a fuckin hand to do a fuckin good deed. So just fuckin call on me whenever the fuck you need me, my fuckin friend. Fuck... I will fuckin always be fuckin there even to the fuckin end. Forward this fuckin promise to all your fuckin friends to show your fuckin friendship and fuckin watch who sends it the fuck back to you.
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