Adventurous Pilot ?

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    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
    The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
  • Bad week? Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, 'Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?' The sad fellow said, 'Let me tell you. three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me...
  • Mozart: Santa and Banta, while in New York trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart. 'Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!' Banta, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually...
  • Double eventuality... A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees well being, asked sympathetically, 'What`s the matter?' To which the blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that...
  • Banta married! On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.
    At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender...
  • Car N sarkar1 Banta was the official driver of a minister.
    Once the minister asked him, 'Banta let me drive the car today. Banta said....
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