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    They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of Teddy bears, especially one that`s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
    He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others Clothes off and make love. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling,
    "Well, how was it?"
    The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
  • A little too big ! She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.'
    Well, the man, after reading this note...
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