| Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don`t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that`s fine with me. Just understand that there`ll be sex here at seven o clock every night - whether you`re here or not." |