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Banta went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
"Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk.
"Look here," inquired Banta in surprise, "When am I going to get time to see the city?"
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The brunette told her, 'There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it`s not... -
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