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Santa and Banta were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.
Santa said to Banta, "Please help yourself."
Banta said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish.
After a tense silence, Santa said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!"
Banta replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don t you?"
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