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Alitalia : Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
Alitalia : Always Late In Take-off Always Late In Arrival
American : Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
Delta : Don`t Ever Leave The Airport
El Al : Every Landing Always Late
IA : Inmform Allah
PIA : Please Inform Allah
AI : Allah Informed
Olympic : Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
Sabena : Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
TAP : Take Another Plane
TWA : That Was Awful
- Banta and Flies... Banta: Waiter, what`s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.and many other replies Banta got from waiters in different in hotels - Group insurance policy! Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. They said that they do not need anyone. Banta said that they he can sell just anything to anybody, anytime and anywhere. They said that they have two...
- Laryngitis!! 'What flavors of ice cream do you have?' inquired the customer. 'Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,' answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic...
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Sandwiches!! Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and... - You have it? Santa and Banta were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. Santa said to Banta, 'Please...