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    Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf.
    "Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a weapon."
    "What did you do?" the little girl asked.
    "What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer and nearer. I had to think fast."
    "How did you get away?"
    "As a last resort, I just turned around and walked quickly to the next cage."
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