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    Our Banta is in police department. He is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.
    He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error.
    "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn`t look right - scratch scratch.
    "Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch.
    He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head. "Head on curb."
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    Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.and many other replies Banta got from waiters in different in hotels
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