Vase for the flowers:

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    One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.
    The irst woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I`ll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

    The other woman asks, "Why, don`t you have a vase?"
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