Some GENERAL Questions ?

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    1). What is a four-letter word that ends with "ing" and means the same as intercourse?

    2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    3). What can you find in a man`s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

    4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

    5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

    6). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can`t get one you can use your hands?

    7). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

    8). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

    9). What is it that all men have one of; it`s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn`t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they`re married?

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    [Answers]

    1. (talk)
    2. (legs)
    3. (a twenty dollar bill)
    4. (firetruck)
    5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
    6. (fork)
    7. (Almond Joy candy bar)
    8. (grit)
    9. (last name)

    Please note: We really didn`t know where to put this, in Adult or Universal, so we played safe.
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