| This elderly couple in a nursing home had been dating for three years. One day the old man turns to the old woman and says, "We`ve been together for three years now. Don`t you think it`s time we had sex?" "No", said the woman. "I`ll pay you for it", the old man said. Again the woman said, "no." "C`mon, I`ll give you five hundred dollars to have sex with me." The woman said okay, and they arranged to meet in his room that night. Later, in his room, they were laying side by side after having sex. The old man turns to the old woman and says, "Hell, I`d have paid you one thousand dollars if I`d known you were a virgin!" The woman turned to the old man and said, "If I`d known you could get it up, I`d have taken my panty hose off!" |