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    A girl was at her wit`s end trying to stop a 4 year-old nephew, Todd, from sucking his thumb. Finally, she told him if he didn`t stop, his stomach would get very big and puffy.

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    When the service was over, he pulled at her arm and whispered, "Your stomach is big and puffy... I know what you`ve been doing!"
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