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    A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
    "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, `come fly the friendly skies`?"
    Joe answered the correct airline.
    "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don`t leave home without it?"
    Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
    "Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, `Just do it`?"
    and John answered, "Mom."
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    Since it`s going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound...
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  • Women! If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don`t, you are not a man
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don`t, you are good...
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    2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    3). What can you find in a man`s pants that is about...
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