Needs to be punished !

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    A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we`re going up to our room for a little while."
    Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
    "Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who paddled our butts just for sucking our thumbs."
  • Poetry or prose ! The third grade teacher was teaching English and recited for her class:

    'Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
    And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.'

    She explained that this was...
  • The little truths! Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, 'What are you in here for?'
    The second kid said, 'I`m in here to get my tonsils...
  • Slogans ! A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
    'Joe,' he asked, 'which company has the slogan, `come fly the friendly skies`?'
    Joe answered the...
  • Thumb sucking! A girl was at her wit`s end trying to stop a 4 year-old nephew, Todd, from sucking his thumb. Finally, she told him if he didn`t stop, his stomach would get very big and puffy.

    The following Sunday in church, there happened...
  • Any match ! America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
    Since it`s going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound...
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