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    A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut. When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the barber covers her. Soon, she pulls the twinkie out for a bite.
    "You`re getting hair on your twinkie," the barber playfully warns.
    "Yes, I know," replies the girl. "And I`m getting boobs, too."
  • Needs to be punished ! A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, 'Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we`re going up to our room for a little while.'
    Pretty soon one of the boys becomes...
  • The night prayer! A Sunday School teacher asked her pupils, 'Now, children, do you all sayyour prayers at night?'
    A little boy answered: 'My mommy...
  • Poetry or prose ! The third grade teacher was teaching English and recited for her class:

    'Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
    And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.'

    She explained that this was...
  • The little truths! Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, 'What are you in here for?'
    The second kid said, 'I`m in here to get my tonsils...
  • Slogans ! A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
    'Joe,' he asked, 'which company has the slogan, `come fly the friendly skies`?'
    Joe answered the...
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