| This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he
says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing`s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what`s that???" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of both the male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?" |