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    "When I was a young boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening I had to rush to confess my sin. And the next night, and the next. After a week, I decided religion wasn`t for me."
    ....Cuban President Fidel Castro
  • The fu*#king chocolate! A little old lady walks into a Baskin Robbins. She looks around for a while, and then says to the man behind the counter 'I`ll take a quart of chocolate.'.
    The man replies ' I`m sorry Madam but we are all out...
  • About marriage and sex... Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet. ~Robin Williams

    Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. ~Roseanne

    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a...
  • Wanna Beer at bar ! This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife:
    Honey, I`ll be right back...
    Where are you going coochi...
  • It hurts! Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model airplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better.
    On the way to the store a little later, Johnny fell off his bike and scraped his knee. He ran to his mother, who kissed it...
  • Loss ?? A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. 'Any specific problems you should tell me about?' the doctor asked.'Well, I have noticed that it bleeds for hours after...
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