Good girls-bad girls!

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    Good girls loosen a few buttons when it`s hot.
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

    Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
    Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

    Good girls wax their floors.
    Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

    Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
    Bad girls know they could do it better.

    Good girls think they`re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
    Bad girls think they`re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

    Good girls wear high heels to work.
    Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

    Good girls say, "Don`t... Stop..."
    Bad girls say, "Don`t Stop..."

  • The signboard! A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.
    But, instead of his business building up, it began...
  • Religion ! 'When I was a young boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening I had to rush to...
  • The latest ones ! 'I smoke cigars beacuse at my age if I don`t have something to hold onto I might fall down.' - George Burns

    'They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I`m going miss...
  • The fu*#king chocolate! A little old lady walks into a Baskin Robbins. She looks around for a while, and then says to the man behind the counter 'I`ll take a quart of chocolate.'.
    The man replies ' I`m sorry Madam but we are all out...
  • About marriage and sex... Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet. ~Robin Williams

    Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. ~Roseanne

    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a...
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