| An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady
sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked: "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I`ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She replied, "I`m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" His answer: "I always thought I was, but I just found out I`m a lesbian." |