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    I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password.... now you have to understand he`s got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "penis"... I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied:

    *** PASSWORD REJECTED. TOO SHORT ***
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    Santa:Yes, but you`ll have an even better chance if he doesn`t wear anything at all.

    Question:What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth...
  • Good girls-bad girls! Good girls loosen a few buttons when it`s hot.
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

    Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
    Bad girls only own one bra and...
  • Price of women Back in the good ol` days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned ...
  • The signboard! A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.
    But, instead of his business building up, it began...
  • Religion ! 'When I was a young boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening I had to rush to...
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