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    A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and goes in to check whether everything is ready.
    A young man, wearing a white coat, approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examination. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says,
    "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
    The man in the white coat shrugs his shoulders, "I have no idea. We`re just painting the corridor."
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