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    A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was OK to have sex during her pregnancy.
    He told them that during the first trimester they could do it normal-style.
    During the second trimester they should do it doggie-style.
    During the third trimester they would be limited to wolf-style.
    "Wolf-style?" queried the husband, "What`s that?"

    "That`s when you lie next to the hole and howl!"
  • Bad luck ! A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed and says: 'Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this.'
    'What`s the problem?' the doctor inquired.
    'Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem...
  • Surgery Room A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and...
  • Too short... I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log inwith a password.... now you have to understand he`s got somewhat ofa rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when thecomputer asked him to enter his...
  • A real cowboy! An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
    She turned to him and asked: 'Are you a real...
  • Santa as Sex Advisor! Question: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
    Santa:Yes, but you`ll have an even better chance if he doesn`t wear anything at all.

    Question:What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth...
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