What computer acronyms really stand for:

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    ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    WWW - World Wide Wait
    DOS - Defunct Operating System
    IBM - I Blame Microsoft
    MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
    AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
    WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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