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    John went to his friend`s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night.
    His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."
    John said that he would prefer the floor. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blond.
    "Hi," he said, "who are you?"
    "I`m Baby, and who are you?"
    "I`m stupid," he said.
  • The safest bet! A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was OK to have sex during her pregnancy.
    He told them that during the first trimester they could do it normal-style.
    During the second trimester they should do...
  • Viagra for an old man? An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store andasked the pharmacist for Viagra.
    The pharmacist said, 'That`s no problem. How many doyou want?'
    The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut...
  • Bad luck ! A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed and says: 'Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this.'
    'What`s the problem?' the doctor inquired.
    'Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem...
  • Surgery Room A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and...
  • Too short... I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log inwith a password.... now you have to understand he`s got somewhat ofa rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when thecomputer asked him to enter his...
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