| Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in." Wife???: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife???: But I told you in the morning! Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife???: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found ... Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife???: You are useless. Husband: It`s by Default. Wife???: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use ... Try later. Wife???: What is my value in the family. Husband: Unknown Virus MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro. |