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    This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Listen, I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I never had 3 girls at once, I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent."
    So the pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small black card-board box marked with an "X" and says "Here, if you eat this you`ll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
    The guy says "gimme 3 boxes".
    The next day the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man`s dick is black and blue, the skin`s hanging off in places. To which the pharmacist replies "ABSORBINE JR.?
    You`re not going to put ABSORBINE JR. on that are you?"
    Man: "No it`s for my arms... the girls didn`t show up".
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    You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
    With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off...
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    He told them that during the first trimester they could do it normal-style.
    During the second trimester they should do...
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    The pharmacist said, 'That`s no problem. How many doyou want?'
    The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut...
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    'What`s the problem?' the doctor inquired.
    'Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem...
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