Breast fed or bottle fed !

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    A woman and a baby came into the doctor`s office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
    "Breast fed." she says.
    "Well, strip down to your waist." he orders.
    She does. He presses both breasts, pinches them both, and then says, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don`t have any milk."
    "Naturally," she says, "I`m his aunt............. But I`m glad I came."
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