Some have toys!

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    Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dicks on the rich kids?"
    The other answered: "Yeah! It`s probably because they have toys to play with!"
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