| A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I`m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That`s quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I`m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer puzzedly asked, "How do you start a flood?" |