Don t have time to read books

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    Browsing in a bookstore, a woman found a book she knew would please a friend. As she was about to hand it to the clerk, she noticed that the jacket was soiled.
    "Isn t this a little dirty?" she inquired.
    "Ma am," the clerk replied impatiently, "how should I know? I don t have time to read books."
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