Complete the proverb !

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    A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
    Their insight may surprise you.

    Better to be safe than....................Punch a kid bigger than you
    Strike while the .........................Bug is close
    Never underestimate the power of..........Termites
    You can lead a horse to water but........how?
    Don`t bite the hand that................. looks dirty
    No news is................................impossible
    A miss is as good as a....................Mr.
    You can t teach an old dog new............maths
    If you lie down with dogs, you ll.........stink in the morning
    Love all, trust..........................me
    The pen is mightier than the..............pigs
    An idle mind is..........................The best way to relax
    Where there s smoke there s...............pollution
    Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents
    A penny saved is..........................not much
    Two`s company, three`s....................The Musketeers
    Don`t put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed
    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you have to blow your nose
    None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder
    Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded
    If at first you don t succeed.............get new batteries
    You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box
    When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way

    And the favorite...
    Better late than..........................be pregnant
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