A cheap gift !

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    After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

    "That`s a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

    "That`s still quite a bit," Tom groused. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

    "What I mean," said Tom, "is I`d like to see something really cheap."

    So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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