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    There was one person with a name `SANTA NANGA`. (Nanga means naked).Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.
    Once in a friend`s Party, the host introduced SANTA to others saying, "Meet my old friend SANTA NANGA", and the whole party burst into laughter.
    Santa could not take it any more and decide to legally change his name. He went to court and made an appeal to the Judge.
    Santa: "Judge saab, mera naam sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naam badalna hai jee."( Honorable Judge,everyone laughs when they come to know my name. You would also laugh when you learn about my name. I want to change my name.)
    Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naam dasso(bolo)" (Oh! No No ! Don`t worry… You tell me about your name.)
    Santa: "Mera naam hai SANTA NANGA" (My name is Santa naked)
    Judge saab also starts laughing.(The Judge also starts laughing)
    Judge: "Koi gal nahi. Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh batawo ki Tuhanu keda nava naam chahida hai?" (Don`t worry, don`t worry ! You tell me, whose name you would like to have ?)
    Santa(After thinking for a while): "Banta Nanga" (Banta naked)
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