Is the mom at home?

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    A door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by Little Johnny puffing on a long black cigar.
    Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked Johnny, "Is your Mother home?"
    Little Johnny took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What do you think?"
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