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    A man passing an orchard noticed Banta with a herd of pigs gathered around his feet. Banta was holding a pig up above his shoulder so it could bite off an apple. Then, he put the pig down and raised another, then another.
    The passerby shouted to Banta: "Why don`t you just shake the tree and let the apples fall on the ground? That would save a lot of time."
    Banta responded, "What do pigs care about time?"
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  • Fantastic ! Two friends from the old country, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion in Miami Beach. The first woman says, 'When my first child was born, my husband built me this...
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