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    Santa & Banta were sitting on the bank of a river in Africa, dangling their feet in the water. Suddenly Banta let out a yell and the Santa said: `What is the matter?`
    The Banta replied: `A crocodile has just bitten off one of my feet!`
    `Which one?` Santa asked.
    `What does it matter?` Banta replied, `those crocodiles all look alike to me.`
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