Resemblance !!!Santa & Banta were sitting on the bank of a river in Africa, dangling their feet in the water. Suddenly Banta let out a yell and the Santa said...
Saving time !A man passing an orchard noticed Banta with a herd of pigs gathered around his feet. Banta was holding a pig up above his shoulder so it could bite off an apple. Then...
Big sale !It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store`s opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to...
Smiling corpses !Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Arkansas, and a detective goes into the coroner`s to find the causes of death. The coroner points to the first dead man.'This is Cletus, died of....
Poor George Bush !Telephone in the White House rang. 'Hello Mr. Bush, this is Santa down in Ludhiana, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!'Read the joke to find Mr. Bush said to Santa