Redline bus!

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    Banta showed his palm to a palmist.
    He examined the lines on Banta`s hand and said, `A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very careful.`
    `Why should I have to be careful?` Banta retorted. She should be careful of her life. I drive a Redline bus!.`
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