Intelligent Cat!!

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    Santa: `I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world.`
    Banta: `What does it do?`
    Santa: `Watch me pretend to shoot it. Bang! You are dead!`
    Banta: `But the cat did not do anything- he is still just licking his paws.`
    Santa: `That is what I mean about him being intelligent: he knew he was not dead."
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