First Date Out!

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    A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting increased and he put his hand in her panties. She seemed to be enjoying his progress, but suddenly objected:

    "Ouch! That ring is hurting me!"

    "That`s not ring! That`s my wristwatch."
  • Exotic Pleasure A blonde man tried various methods to satisfy his wife in bed, but failed. He finally went to his best friend whose advice was, 'Hire a big strong black man to stand near your bed and wave a huge towel over both of you, while you are having sex. Your wife is sure to have...
  • Leggy Fact! A blonde had 17 children. After her husband`s death, she remarried and had 15 children. Some time later, the second husband died and a few days later, she...
  • Obedient Sisters! Three blonde sisters got married on the same day. Since, they could not afford to go on a honeymoon, they stayed home. That night, the mother couldn`t sleep. She heard her oldest daughter screaming, while her second daughter laughed all through the night. However, there was...
  • Flying sex ! Santa was on honeymoon and getting ready for bed when he tells his new wife that he`d like to have sex in mid-air.
    She agrees and they both get...
  • Agony column: Answers by sex freak! Dear Abby: Q: My husband to be still pines for his old girlfriends. I`m afraid he will not be faithful. A: A man`s capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner...
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