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    An Indian lady visiting France goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu. She finds the design on the menu card appealing and decides to knit the design for a sweater.

    She completes knitting it in a couple of days while still in France. She wears it for a walk, but is surprised when everyone starts laughing at her. She couldn`t understand why, so she asks one of them the reason. She is told that the design on her sweater is not a design, but French that means,

    "Fresh milk available here."
  • Fishy Equipment! Jenny felt like fishing and went to a nearby river to fish. As she was sitting in the boat with the fishing rod and reading a book, a policeman came to her in a motorboat and said: 'Don`t you know, fishing is not allowed here? I can...
  • First Date Out! A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting increased and he put his hand in her...
  • Cup Size Blues! A very flat-chested blonde decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall to find one of her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie...
  • Exotic Pleasure A blonde man tried various methods to satisfy his wife in bed, but failed. He finally went to his best friend whose advice was, 'Hire a big strong black man to stand near your bed and wave a huge towel over both of you, while you are having sex. Your wife is sure to have...
  • Leggy Fact! A blonde had 17 children. After her husband`s death, she remarried and had 15 children. Some time later, the second husband died and a few days later, she...
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