Phsss! Catch If You Can

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    An NRI (Non Resident Indian) came to India first time. On the way to the hotel, the taxi driver got down and went to the wall beside the road to relieve himself. The NRI was shocked and asked the driver, "Oye! Idhar peeshab kartey waqt police wala nahi pakadta (Doesn`t the policeman catch you while pissing)?"

    The taxi driver replied: "Nahi yaar! Idhar to khud hi pakarna padta hai (No you have to hold on your own)."
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