| Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?" She says no. The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?" She again replies in the negative. By now the Santa is fuming. He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?" The wife says: "No." The Santa who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`." |