Truth and Belief!!

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    Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`

    Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause: `Look, dear, "Chottu is your son" is a truth; "Chottu is my son" is a belief.`
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    Fellow thief: But this is the...
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