About half past four!

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    Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss.
    The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.
    What kind is it? asks the Santa .
    About half past four!
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